*spoilers*the scene started when the gam family was discussing about lee heung kam always being 'angry' and unhappy all the time, she's only happy when she sees vincent which is her youngest grandson. so then, moses pretended to act as lee heung kam...
*chinese opera music started playing in the background*
*moses pretending to be lee heung kam*
*moses to vincent*moses: 中仔 (vincent), why are you here? aren't you in manchester? why are you so skinny? didn't you eat? is it because your nasty mother didn't let you eat enough? tell me! i will tell her!
*raymond pretending to be chris*
*tavia pretending to be linda*
*raymond and tavia to moses*raymond: grandma, don't blame everything on 荷媽 (louise).
tavia: grandma, don't always shout at 荷媽 (louise).
*moses back to original self*moses: at this moment, that woman (michelle) comes out again.
*ancient chinese music started playing in the background*
*moses pretending to be michelle*moses: yes, everything is my fault. me as a second wife is scared that others will say i am nasty to the 'big' wife's sons, that's why i spoiled them. i made 阿卡 (moses) have got nothing else better to do than to eat drugs and i made 中仔 (vincent) always unhappy. everything is my fault, you all happy now?
*ha yu pretending to be lee heung kam*
*ha yu to moses*ha yu: no, how is it your fault?
moses: mother-in-law.
ha yu: let me this elderly tell you some 道理. two sentences... 貞婦晚來失節，都不如老妓從良.
*raymond and tavia original self*raymond: jo飽 (ha yu), what are you saying?
tavia: yeah, what is 老妓chong leung (taking a bath)?
*ha yu back to original self*ha yu: no, it's not chong leung (taking a bath), it's 從良.
fala: jo飽 (ha yu), so who's 老妓 and who's 貞婦?
tavia: yeah, who's grandma talking about?
ha yu: i am not allowed to say, not allowed...
*ha yu walks away*
*tavia to moses*
tavia: 無間道, you're 無間道, i know you must know! say!
moses: no, i am not allowed to say...
raymond: quickly!
*raymond, tavia and fala pressed moses down the sofa and kept asking him to say*moses: ok! ok! i will say... grandma said... 紅姨 (michelle) is 貞婦.
raymond, tavia and fala: 哦!
raymond: so you're saying 荷媽 (louise) is 老妓?
moses: no! no! it's not me who said it, jo飽 (ha yu) said it!
*raymond, tavia and fala got on to ha yu asking him how can he say something like that.*ha yu: no, it's your grandma who said it.
*chinese opera music started playing in the background again*
*moses pretending to be lee heung kam again*moses: yes, it's me who said it, got a problem?
*raymond pretending to be michelle**raymond to moses*raymond: mother-in-law, don't get angry. let me 阿紅 (michelle) help you calm down.
moses: help me to sit down.
raymond: comfortable?
moses: the person who i think is most loveable is you, help me kiss my toes.
raymond: sure! brothers and sisters, come and help!
*raymond, tavia, fala and vincent all got onto moses*my thoughts: haha! this scene was so hilarious, moses and raymond's act was so funny, especially when they try to act like women. and i laughed my heart out when moses said to raymond: 'help me kiss my toes', hahaha! i love raymond and moses here, so much chemistry and raymond is just too cute. what do you think of this scene? poor louise though, she laughed so much that her back started hurting and had to be sent into hospital, i meant in the drama, not in real life.
